- Me: *cums really hard*
- Me: *kinda just lies there pantsless contemplating existence for half an hour*
Sorry I can’t hang out tonight I have to go home and dissociate for 30 fucking years
First day of October. 🎃👻🔪
*deletes your number and stops checking your horoscope to emphasize how dead to me you are*
I wish I could just die accidentally
Ahh this is my fav top ever ✨✨✨
